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Oopsie-Freaking-Doopsie™ Water Bottle

$36.00 CAD

For staying hydrated while spiritually spiraling and doing it sustainably.

This isn’t just a water bottle. It’s a cosmic companion designed to keep you cool, cute, and leak-proof through timeline collapses, gym days, deep shadow work, or just surviving another Earth cycle.

✨ Made from 50% recycled plastic (because we're hot and eco-conscious)
✨ Spill-proof lid + bite valve = no leaks during emotional breakdowns
✨ Extra large size = less refilling, more sipping through your awakening
✨ Resistant to stains, odors, and shattering—unlike your last relationship

• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle